Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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