are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
