i just had sex bonerless
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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