dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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