i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
