Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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