so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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