I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Randomize
