Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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