After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
