you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
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