Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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