Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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