Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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