Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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