Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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