he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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