I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Randomize
