STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
farters have to be the big spoon...
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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