3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
