it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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