On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
He has the fingertips of a God
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