Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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