I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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