Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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