He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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