Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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