if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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