If that was your dad, he is hot
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
