Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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