There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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