Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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