i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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