I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
i now understand why vodka
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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