yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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