Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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