Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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