Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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