Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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