Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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