Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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