I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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