i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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