I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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