Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
