I threw up into my coffee this morning.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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