my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Randomize
