She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
