I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Dicks are not precious.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
