I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
