She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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